Joe: ...... (ramble ramble ramble) therefore, i maintain that Robert should NOT return the cupboard and...
me: no. robert SHOULD return the cupboard..
Joe: Unless you're Robert...
me: If i'm Robert i'd throw the cupboard at you
Joe: Provided you can, you nua kia...

(five mins later)
me: Joe..... i've lost my drive and motivation to study...
Joe: Since when have you ever had the drive?
me: well yea... true..

(moments later.. after brushing my teeth)
me: Joe! I've made a new resolution! I'm going to slack off for the rest of the term..
Joe: Hasnt that always been your resolution? Pls dun make your old resolution sound like new
me: It is new! it's because its going to be my last few weeks as a student and i want to enjoy it!
Joe: Stop paraphrasing your old resolution to make it sound new

(more random musings)
Joe: I see i was honorarily mentioned on your blog for pointing out something blatantly obvious (referring to me killing myself with a bio overload few entries back...)
me: but well... you DID say that.
Joe: I'm not denying that i said that
me: ok, then whats your problem with that
Joe: Please.. i've pointed out more obscure observations than this before

(even more moments laters)
Joe: Robert is gay.
me: Awww, aint that sad for you..